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Heartiste: Chris Brown is a great role model for wannabe alpha males
Chris Brown, who’s convinced that he’s apologized enough for what he calls his “mishap.” Over on his little chateau, otherwise known as a blog, the pick-up Heartiste Formerly Known as Roissy suggests a...
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Heartiste: Women athletes are mannish uggos because “women’s natural bodies...
An innately unsexy lady athlete somehow cons a dude into kissing her. So over on Chateau Heartiste, the Dude Who Used to Call Himself Roissy seems personally affronted that the female athletes in the...
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Yo, dudes: Alpha males are a myth, according to actual experts on wolves
Manosphere misogynists like to tell themselves fairy tales about women. Their favorite such tale, repeated endlessly, is one called “The Cock Carousel” – sometimes referred to in expanded form as the...
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Heartiste on the evils of women’s suffrage, and why single women tingle for...
Who’s the real Alpha Dog? Over on Chateau Heartiste, the adult man who actually goes by the name “Heartiste” is getting into the spirit of the election season by going all Ann Coulter on us with a post...
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On Popes, PUAs, The Pill and the Alpha Asshole Cock Carousel
I’m pretty sure this isn’t how birth control actually works. You might think that Pickup Artists, dudes obsessed with sexing up the young fertile lasses, would be huge fans of contraceptives – which,...
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Feminists! Terrible news! “Heartiste” has been having sex with you!
There’s no good way to illustrate this post so here’s sleepy Maru in a box. Lady feminists! I have some terrible, terrible news for you from pickup artiste Heartiste, the would-be God Emperor of...
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Heartiste: Men need to be able to hit their mates in order to “retain” them
A better way to retain your mate: Be a sharp-dressed man. You may know Heartiste as a reactionary, misogynistic, proudly racist dispenser of manipulative, sometimes abusive dating advice to would-be...
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Is Mark Minter, Misogynistic Marriage Mocker, Really Getting Married?
Oops. Mark Minter, a bitter, angry, divorced man in his late fifties, made a name for himself over the last year or so in the tiny world of the misogynist manosphere as that subculture’s most...
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Heartiste: Hitler was a bitter Beta Male who wouldn’t have started WW2 if...
But I’m a Nice Guy! Why won’t she date me? Some people dream of going back in a time machine and strangling baby Hitler in his crib, thus preventing World War II, the Holocaust, any number of stupid...
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PUA dirtbag Heartiste derides creepy Facebook stalker for being too chivalrous
Actual nice guy Men’s Rightsers and Pickup Artists alike are obsessed with the dilemma of the so-called “Nice Guy” who can’t get laid. MRAs see his plight as a symptom of a gynocratic society in which...
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Meet Dr. Thaddeus Pixel, Inventor of Science
Dr. Thaddeus Pixel, Inventor of Science. (Detail of poster from Chateau Heartiste) So the other day some of the fellas over on Chateau Heartiste — one of the internet’s top destinations for racist,...
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Caulking in Her Cock Vault: A New and Improved Chateau Heartiste Crib Sheet...
Don’t let anyone see you checking your notes! So our dear friend Heartiste, the white-supremacist woman-botherer, has assembled a little “Chateau Heartiste Crib Sheet of Game,” a compilation of some of...
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Chewing on gristle at Chateau Heartiste
Heartiste’s nonsense is a bit hard to swallow. I‘m beginning to wonder if Chateau Heartiste isn’t so much a “Game” blog as it is an elaborate unannounced contest to see who can say the worst possible...
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Pickup artists argue that “Game” is the solution to Elliot Rodger-style...
From Elliot Rodger’s Google+ Profile Pickup artists, classy fellows that they are, are using Elliot Rodger’s killing rampage as a marketing ploy. In the comments to one of Rodger’s videos on YouTube, a...
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Can Sluts Fall in Love? Heartiste on “hard sluts” and the difference between...
Alpha cat demonstrating higher value. Love is in the air at the Chateau Heartiste, the online home of the racist, woman-hating pickup artiste with an “he” at the start of his made up name. In a recent...
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The gender and racial makeovers of Thor and Captain America rustle jimmies at...
Captain America and the guy who’ll be taking over his job So it turns out that Red Pill Redditors aren’t the only ones in a tizzy about Marvel comics’ plan to replace Thor (the superhero, not the...
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Heartiste hails great leap forward in sexbot technology. Bonus: anatomically...
Oriental Industry’s new “Dutch Wife” sex dolls: Cannot be distinguished from real women (if you’ve never seen a real woman). Over on Chateau Heartiste, everyone’s favorite racist pickup artist gasbag...
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Attention Heartiste: Don Draper is not an actual person
The REAL thousand-cock stare One of the odder folk beliefs of the pickup artist subculture is that women become worn down and used up and even a bit addled if they have sex with too many men. Men, by...
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You’ll be horrified to learn where one popular pickup guru has found some,...
The Duluth Power and Control Wheel Heartiste – real name James Wiedmann – is a proudly racist, woman-hating “pickup artist” guru known for advocating manipulative and often quite abusive “game”...
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Red Piller wins the culture war with innovative “panty sniffer” insult
My post about Heartiste and the sour slut grapes the other day inspired the following highly ironic series of Tweets from Mr. H and one of his fans. I am overwhelmed by the intellectual firepower on...
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